"It just can't stop. Why can't we be normal? You've had since April to get rid of your tightness. What happened, dude? It's just mind-melting, but it's not the end of the world, obviously. But the countdown we've been doing for like 80 days and then Twitter is abuzz, the passion is in everyone... Oh sorry, huge issue here, our goalie can't play.
It's just so Leafy. Stolly is totally capable, it's just like why and how? It's the very first day of the year and you're f***ing hurt. I don't get it, man."